😂 The Funniest Dad Jokes to Make You Smile!

👨‍🦰 Dad jokes are timeless—corny, goofy, and always guaranteed to bring a smile (or an eye roll)! Whether you groan or giggle, you can't escape their charm. Here are some classic dad jokes to make your day brighter!

🔧 A "Sharp" Joke!

💬 Why don’t pencils ever get into arguments?
👉 Because they always draw the line!

🖊️✏️ Even pens refuse to sign up for drama!

🐄 Udderly Hilarious!

💬 What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
👉 De-calf-inated!

🥛🐮 Looks like someone needs a coffee!

🌍 Geography Gone Wrong

💬 Why did the scarecrow win an award?
👉 Because he was outstanding in his field!

🚜🌾 He's a real "grain" of talent!

🍞 Bread Winner

💬 What did the loaf of bread say to the butter?
👉 “You’re on a roll!”

🥖🧈 That joke is "toast" funny!

🤣 Why Are Dad Jokes So Legendary?

Dad jokes are simple, family-friendly, and always lighthearted! They bring people together and make even the toughest crowd crack a smile.

💬 Got a favorite dad joke? Drop it in the comments below! 👇😆